Fat Loss In The Bedroom
March 17th, 2008 · Filed Under: Fat Loss Motivation
In a recent blog post “Sex and Fat Loss” I mentioned that my relationship with Angie along with our sex life has really improved since we’ve been getting in great shape for our upcoming photo shoot and how I can’t keep my hands off of her. Your responses to that post have been fantastic and some of you even told me not to forget about the calories burned during sex. I took it upon myself to find out how many calories are burned during sex and brought the results to Angie’s attention. Check out her response in the video below…
Are The Calories Burned During Sex Enough For Fat Loss?
To continue with a bit of the humor, here is a cute little joke about calories burned during sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent………………….. 12 Calories
Without her consent……………….187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………… 8 Calories
With one hand…………………….. 12 Calories
With your teeth…………………… 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………….. 6 Calories
Without an erection……………….. 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris………… 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot………….. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary……………………….. 12 Calories
69 lying down…………………….. 78 Calories
69 standing up……………………. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow………………………. 216 Calories
Doggy Style………………………. 326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………… 912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real…………………………….. 112 Calories
False……………………………. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………. 18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………….. 36 Calories explaining why you got out of bed
Immediately……………. 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old……….36 Calories
30-39 years………………………. 80 Calories
40-49 years………………………. 124 Calories
50-59 years………………………. 972 Calories
60-69 years………………………. 2916 Calories
70 and over………………………. Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………… 32 Calories
In a hurry……………………….. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door…. 3521 Calories
Remember: this is a joke.
On a serious note if you really want to know, it works out to about a calorie per minute.
Life really has changed for Angie and I since we’ve been getting in great shape for our upcoming photo shoot. I want you to experience the same emotions, feelings, and experiences that we are going through.
Life really is magical when you are living in optimal health. You should expect nothing less for yourself.
Have an absolutely amazing day!
Scott Tousignant














March 18th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Cool video. Can’t believe I’m the first to post a comment
March 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
That’s a very good post and video. I had a good laugh. I’ve always been “pro-feminist” so go Angie!
By the way Scott… you got BURNED!
March 18th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Funny
None of these numbers are real?
Angie laid down the law, brother… there’s no mention of how many calories are burned begging.
Kevin
http://www.renegadehealth.com
March 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Your original content here was so disgusting that I really lost all respect for you Scott. I realize that you think this is a joke, but truly how funny is it when 1 in 4 women and 1 in 6 men are forced to have sex without their consent.
I’m no prude but that’s simply NOT funny.
I really liked you, referred people to you. I won’t now. Ever.